Total Medals Earned: 572 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,450 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (400/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Attain a very high speed.
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (190/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Earn a platinum medal!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 8/22 (45/140 points)
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 7/13 (100/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!